Alice & Wonderland – Typical movie commercial.
Audi Green car – Stupid, preachy, snotty… does not like.
Boost Mobile Shuffle – Meh.
Bridgestone: Whale of a Tale – There’s a movie about this called The Hangover. The movie is better.
Bridgestone: Your Tires or Your Life – Cute.
Bud Light: Asteroid – Funny ha ha.
Bud Light: Light House – Funnier than the previous one. The green message is funny in this one.
Bud Light: Stranded – Meh. Funny. Predictable, though.
Bud Light: Voice Box – OK. THIS one is funny. Love the T-Pain cameo.
Budweiser: Bridge – Meh.
Budweiser: Clydesdale/Fence – Meh. Isn’t this ad old?
CareerBuilder.com: Casual Friday – A couple chuckles.
Carmax: Monkey/Dog/Prarie Dog/Cockatiel – Way to catch on to an internet meme about two years too late.
Cars.com: Timothy Richman – Cute. A solid Ad
Chrysler: Dodge Charger – Blech. Stupid male/female thing.
Coke: Hard Times – I don’t understand why the Simpsons were relevant to this commercial. Couldn’t it have been made without them?
Coke: Sleepwalker – Strange.
Dante’s Inferno: Go to Hell – I like the use of music here, but I hate video game commercials that give me no idea what it’s like to play the game. I might be getting old, though. Also, this game looks like God of War and Heavenly Sword.
Denny’s: Chicken Birthday – Ok. This is hilarious. I wish there were a pig, also.
Denny’s: Chickens Across America – OK. Now I’m getting it. This is pretty hysterical.
Denny’s: Chicken Warning – I think I like Chickens Across America best. Especially the chicken screaming in space.
Dockers: Men without Pants – Strange.
Doritos: Casket – Cute.
Doritos: House Rules – Cute. Funny.
Doritos: Snack Attack Samurai – Hilarious. I want an outfit like that.
Doritos: Underdog – Strange. Kinda funny, I guess.
Dr. Love: Little Kiss – Strange. I don’t like KISS.
E*TRADE: Girlfriend – Cute. I don’t find these babies as creepy as some.
Emerald Nuts and Pop Secret: Awesomer – Strange and funny.
FloTV: Driven Crazy – Meh.
FloTV: Injury Report – Oh, that looks like a neat gadget. Stupid commercial, though. I’m tired of the “Pussy-whipped male” theme.
FloTV: Moments – Pretty cool.
Focus on the Family: Tim Tebow – Eff you and the horse you rode in on. Keep your hands and laws off of other people’s wombs and I’m annoyed that you didn’t come right out and say what you were after in that ad.
GoDaddy.com: Lola – Cute, but I don’t understand why Lola only knows how to act flamboyant and gay in only one way.
GoDaddy.com: News – WHOA. Alrighty, then.
GoDaddy.com: Spa – I’m sensing a theme here. Gays and women tearing off their shirts.
Google: Search on – Cool. I like these searchy ads.
Homeaway’s “Hotel Hell Vacation” Full Version – Did they really play a nearly 14 minute commercial? Blah.
Homeaway’s “Hotel Hell Vacation” Trailer – God. No more. I can’t take any more. NATIONAL LAMPOON’S IS OVER, PEOPLE! OVER!
Honda Accord: Squirrel – Ok. I think I missed something here.
Hyundai: Body pass – Perhaps my cynicism toward corporate-speak is showing here, but this commercial made me roll my eyes.
Hyundai: Paint – Meh.
Hyundai: Ten Years – Meh.
Intel: Lunchroom Boast – Awww… sad robots are cute!
Kia: Big Game – Cute!
Mars’ Snickers: You’re not you when you’re hungry – YAY! Betty White!
MetroPCS: The Shaming -Very strange.
Michelob Ultra: Little Bumps – Cool.
Monster.com: Beaver – Kinda cute. Why are there so many animatronic animals at the Superbowl this year?
Motorola: Megan Fox Photo – That’s funny. I love the gay guys slapping each other over it. (That wouldn’t happen, though. They’d look at it together.)
Prince of Persia: Trailer – Typical movie trailer. Meh. But I’m excited about the movie itself.
Robinhood: Trailer -A new Robin Hood movie? Huh.
Select 55: Ice Bottle – Meh.
Shutter Island: Trailer – I thought this movie came out already.
Skechers: Joe Montana Shape-ups – These shoes look ridiculous.
Taco Bell: It Rocks, It Rocks – DUMB.
Teleflora’s Talking Flowers: Mr. Warmth – HAHA!
The Wolfman – Another movie trailer. Again, I don’t see anything I haven’t seen in previous trailers for this movie.
TruTV With Troy “Punxsutawney” Polamalu – Cute. Strange.
US Census -Weird.
Unilever Dove – Cute. I like this.
Universal Studios Orlando: Harry Potter – Meh. Typical vacation ad.
Vizio: Forge -Very cool. Now I want a new teevee.
Volkswagen: PunchDub – I hate that stupid game, but this is a funny commercial.
kgb: Sumo – Meh. Funny, I guess.
I watched all the ads on Hulu at http://www.hulu.com/adzone
Update: According to Cynopsis:
Top 5 Best Super Bowl Commercial as voted on by the Turner Family: (in order of appearance)
1. McDonald’s – Nothing but Net (revisited with Byrd)
2. Snickers – You’re Not You When Your Hungry (with Betty White an Abe Vigoda who still isn’t dead)
3. Doritos – One, keep Your Hands Off My Mama and two, keep your hands off my Doritos
4. FlowTV – Don’t Miss a Moment (“Talking About My Generation”)
5. VW – Das Auto with Stevie Wonder
I didn’t see the McDonald’s one. I wonder why it didn’t appear on Hulu.
>Audi Green car – Stupid, preachy, snotty… does not like.
That commercial was unintentionally scary, because things are truly headed towards the Green Police. What do they think cap and trade is?
Yeah, I think they thought they were being cute, but I had visions of 1984 flashing before my eyes.