How to Wear a Scarf and Worry Forever about Being Killed By It

From a Facebook discussion about this:

JH: Wow, thanks for that. I feel so much better.

Trey: You ride a bike sometimes. I will leave it to your imagination about all the ways you could be killed by wearing a scarf.

JH: Sometimes? I ride everyday, and I’m more worried about being killed by a bus than a scarf.

Trey: Imagine your scarf getting caught on a bus going in the opposite direction. THE HORROR!

Also, imagine your scarf getting caught in the chain of your bike whilst you are pedaling frantically down the freeway. TERROR!

And imagine someone throws acid in your face while you’re passing by and it makes holes in your scarf. AWFUL!… See More

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3 Responses to How to Wear a Scarf and Worry Forever about Being Killed By It

  1. Colin says:

    Thanks!

  2. Shea Levy says:

    Where’s the “later taters”? I feel lost and confused without it!

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